Follow the money!

From our hand to theirs.

1. They make a morals corrupting TV situation comedy that gets it's money from advertisers.

2. We laugh at the jokes and buy the advertised products.

3. They take the profit, live sumptuously, put on fund raising TV specials to give awards to each other, generously setting up and funding liberal causes such as the effort to remove the Ten Commandments from public places. To remove prayer from schools. To promote abortion. To persuade our children to wear ugly clothing and hair styles, to pierce their bodies with nose rings and jewelry. (And they sell all these things that Christians willingly purchase. More profit to promote more Liberal causes.)

4. God gets angry at us. They laugh at us behind our backs. (And sometimes in our faces.) (They would not dare to make fun of anything Jewish. But Christianity - That's O.K..)

We Christians are cheapskates when funding good causes and spendthrifts when spending for sin. (Instead of buying a lottery ticket - sent the money to a good church.)

Question:    A Police Chief was asked' "How do you break up a crowd of angry right-wingers?"
His answer:   "Take up a collection."

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The Pastor passed the collection plate. When it returned it contained three pennies. The Pastor commented, "I see we have a Scotsman with us today."
 
From the back, "Eye your reverence, three of us."
 

By Elizabeth Sporkin
USA TODAY

   The once-futuristic concept of "unisex" has taken' hold.

   Clothing chains such as Benetton and The Gap and' manufacturers like Swatch and Esprit have practically banished gender from their vocabulary. The operative words aren't his and hers, but small, medium and large.

   For Esprit's holiday line, now in stores, the firm changed the plackets on all shirts and jackets so buttons are on the "male" side. "We always thought it unfair that men’s shirts cost less than women's at the dry cleaners says Esprit publicist Amanda Crotty, "That's one of the nice attributes of having androgynous clothes."

   The Gap's new ads feature male and female models wearing the same shirts and sweaters. Swatch watches are sold not in men's and women's styles, but with large or small faces. And a Benetton sales clerk will tell you, "Everything here is for men and women,"

   Clothing isn’t the only area in which all things are equal. Unisex services can be as commonplace as walk-in hair stylists that have been fixtures in urban areas for more than a decade, or skin care salons that are attracting a growing number of male clients.

   But other aspects of unisexism are cropping up - still new enough to raise eyebrows. Bald-headed female fashion models stood out at New York's Fashion Aid benefit earlier this month. Meanwhile, at the Live Aid concert in July, male rock stars such as Bob Dylan turned on trendy young men to wearing dangling earrings.